two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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