Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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