It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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