Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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