what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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