idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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