You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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