How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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