I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
