I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Randomize
