u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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