Where is the hickey?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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