Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
