so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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