Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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