You can't motorboat a personality
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just pee around me
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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