dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
someone owes me an orgasm
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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