Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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