..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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