So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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