it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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