he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
