he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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