Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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