you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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