why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
