Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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