hell yes lets make some ravioli
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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