so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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