so explain again why im purple
no
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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