no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Fuck appropriateness.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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