He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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