Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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