You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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