I like my sex mixed with concussions.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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