Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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