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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."

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  You guys are open that late?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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  That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.

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• (909): View more from California

  Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"

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• (310): View more from California

  My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  What's your ideal size in a man?

  (765): View more from Indiana

  I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

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