i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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