did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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