Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait