sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
