Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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