they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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