like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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