So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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