brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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