If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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