"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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