So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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