So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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