Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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