You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
