We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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