i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
