i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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