You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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