She went from zero to smokin in five shots
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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